Coffin

angie | bi | 22 | she/he/they | pretty much blog about anything |
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hey so I made a lgbtq+ friendly d&d groupchat if anyone wants to join. it’s my first time being a dm and could always talk to other dms or players for fun ideas. send me an ask or check out the link :) 🏳️‍🌈


ursiday:
“artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly
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ursiday:

artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly

the-real-numbers:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

only-tiktoks:

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Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom

godofhyperrainbows:

a-redharlequin:

cubonepropoganda:

eeveelution-appreciation:

kradeiz:

arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!

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[source]

And some more!

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You forgot these!!!

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I’m disappointed that these were left out

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

literaturefeen:
“ smokedoutinawhip:
“ thatisludicrous:
“ pyroteknich:
“ theotherguysride:
“PREACH
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Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a...

literaturefeen:

smokedoutinawhip:

thatisludicrous:

pyroteknich:

theotherguysride:

PREACH

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

Y. E. S.

Talkkkkkkkk

@ All schools

violetwolfraven:
“syntactition:
“godsperm:
“bisexual-nightwing:
“ bisexualhennessy:
“ foxyclock:
“ orgyporgy:
“ shittymoviedetails:
“Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
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The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s...

violetwolfraven:

syntactition:

godsperm:

bisexual-nightwing:

bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs

home alone is just die hard for kids

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

pupangelremade-deactivated20211:

oars-deactivated20220516:

do boys lay eggs

sometimes but they are shy about it

moonscape:

vampiremansionpoolboy:

what if you had blue hair and pronouns and i had red hair and pronouns and we fought in the rain

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wongbal:

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Someone tweeted about her lame-ass husband’s inability to perform basic tasks and the replies are sending me to the moon

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kushblazer666:

yall forgot the ultimate

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itswalky:

itswalky:

itswalky:

itswalky:

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

Soon, folks. Soon. The Georgening approaches.

Happy George Jetson’s Conception Eve 

evilscientist3:

u9nu50aubmq8avfsfgyzotdlbniugmaj:

Random guy = jerma

Two guys = drake and josh

Three guys = the McElroy brothers

Four guys = the Beatles

Five guys = burger and fries